You Knew He Was Wrong, 2006
You knew he was wrong
But you took his side anyway
You knew he was wrong
What he did to me day after day
You knew he was wrong
And you let him run all over me
You knew he was wrong
And you knew what it meant to me
A long year ago
We all went our ways
I cleared my head
And you went among the strays
You're now number two
Is it that much of a shock?
He still serves bullshit
On fine china crock
You knew he was wrong
But you took his side anyway
You knew he was wrong
What he did to me day after day
You knew he was wrong
And you let him run all over me
You knew he was wrong
And you knew what it meant to me
You say he's calm now
And that means what to me?
He was selfish and cheap
And nearly cost us you and me
He was never worth it
Everyone could smell his shit
He was never special
Just childish and scottish
You knew he was wrong
But you took his side anyway
You knew he was wrong
What he did to me day after day
You knew he was wrong
And you let him run all over me
You knew he was wrong
And you knew what it meant to me
(First guitar solo)
From the very start
Something very big was a miss
And you chose his side
You two-faced treachorous bitch
He's an insect and a rat
And a dirty little flea
But this never was about him
It was only ever about you and me
(Second guitar solo)
You knew he was wrong
But you took his side anyway
You knew he was wrong
What he did to me day after day
You knew he was wrong
And you let him run all over me
You knew he was wrong
You you you you you you you knew he was wrooooong (big scream finish!)
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Manly Feline, 2007
Purr, baby
Thank-you for a second birthday
Purr, baby
I didn't know my legs could feel that way
Purr, baby
Without any words it's all been told
Purr, baby
Thanks to you, I don't feel the cold
Bless me in your soul
And forget about the time
Wrap your tail around me
My adorable, manly feline
Purr, baby
Thank-you for playing no little game
Purr, baby
May be in a minute I'll remember my name
Purr, baby
Charm and strength and quietly brave
Purr, baby
Delicate smiles of whatever I gave
Bless me in your soul
And forget about the time
Wrap your tail around me
My adorable, manly feline
Purr, baby
Fur in the moonlight every now and then
Purr, baby
And mis-behave with a capital m
Purr, baby
Sandy lion golden tiger roar
Purr, baby
Richer panther twilight perfect paw.
Bless me in your soul
And forget about the time
Wrap your tail around me
My adorable, manly feline
Meow
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Robbie Williams
Is No Shirt-Lifter, 2005
He sang in a band in his day
With pretty young men, but that's not gay
Listen up miss, listen up mister
Robbie Williams is no shirt-lifter
In five men he wasn't hard to miss
The skinniest biggest streak of piss
Head so big and talent so small
Songs plain naff and voice criminal
He sang in a band in his day
And showed off his bum, but that's not gay
Listen up miss, listen up mister
Robbie Williams is no shirt-lifter
And he sang
Horseshit, horseshit, horseshit, horseshit
Horseshit, horseshit, horseshit, horseshit
And sometimes in key
A man with front and sickly cheek
Grinning stupidly week after week
Through cocaine teeth and zero cool
Lip synching words not worth listening too
He sang in a band in his day
And has closet demons, but that's not gay
Listen up miss, listen up mister
Robbie Williams is no shirt-lifter
(Finding lost verse)
And he sang
Horseshit, horseshit, horseshit, horseshit
Horseshit, horseshit, horseshit, horseshit
And once with Kylie
He sang in a band in his day
About loving all women, but that's not gay
Listen up miss, listen up mister
Robbie Williams is no shirt-lifter
(crescendo finish)
Robbie Williams
Is nooooo
Shiiirrrrrt-liiiiiifffff
Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Listen up miss, listen up mister
Robbie Williams is no shirt-lifter
(Thanks to the London cabbie for his inspirational thoughts and words)
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Worship The Devil, 2007
This is my brother's fault
It was the rage that I heard
And my descent began
Leaving the sandman's domain
For the darkest land
The tempest of will ignited
From the blackness he came
Made of unholy lightning
And wild hurricane
Out of the fire with the horn
And the sharpest eyes
His skin glowing with the malice
Of the sweetest disguise
His mouth opened to a smile
And breathed in my soul
Took my broken feelings
And spat them back whole
We're going to worship the devil
Get yourself a silver knife
We're going to worship the devil
And have the time of your life
We're going to worship the devil
And dance in a large pack
Sweating tight in the dark
Stepping round in a mark
Raise your hands for the most
We're going to worship the devil
So fetch a live goat
(Finding lost verse to go in here)
(Finding lost verse to go in here)
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Terribly Posh, 2008
Yah, yah, trendy, yah
Chelsea, urban, modern, yah
Pop charts, junglist, mo far
Yah, yah, like it, yah
Yah, yah, trust fund, yah
Offshore, invest, footsie, yah
Feeling pinch, one but-lar
Yah, yah, coping, yah
Yah, yah, travelling, yah
Office, driving, traffic, yah
Brand new, eco-friendly car
Yah, yah, mobile, yah
Yah, yah, children, yah
Future, Eton, Oxford, yah
Gap year, charity, travelling far
Yah, yah, asthmatic, yah
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Lesbian Maximus, 2004
Lesbian Maximus
Earring, shaved head
Stylish, brain dead
Prescence, common
Part man, woman
Lesbian Maximus
Red wine, lipstick
Vegan, hashish
Jaded, pagan
Faithless, born again
Lesbian Maximus
Artist, hated
Liberal, dated
Mundane, meagre
Childless, figure
Lesbian Maximus
Bossy, passive
Slender, massive
No bra, graceful
Armhair, tasteful
Lesbian Maximus
Council, squawking
Writing, talking
Lecture, muzzle
Lady, puzzle
Lesbian Maximus
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